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| I have moved to a new xanga..
but this xanga will remain...
in case i decide to take a journey down that memory lane...
Thank you for everything.... I will never forget the hopes, wishes, dreams, and moments that we've shared. No matter what.. we'll be together.... forever...
as friends...
Thank you for stepping into my life... | | |
| Lets say you've settled down comfortably on your
couch and the television is on. You realize you're watching something
you totally dislike, but lets assume you don't know what's on the other
channels either. Instinctively, your hand gropes around the side of
your couch [or anywhere else for that matter...] for it. But it's not there! 
What's your next plan of action?
If it were me, I wouldn't realize that I had a choice to switch the
channel manually. I would tear the house apart searching for the
remote. 
I panic completely without the remote. Things in life i can't live without: computer, food, clothes and my remote.
gotta jet... and search for the remote.
*update*
Alas! Ive found it! It was in the crease of the couch.
Of course nobody really wants to stick their hand down between the
cushions cause nobody really knows what might be down there. So i just
flipped the couch over and it fell off.. any spare change that fell off
was an added bonus 
come to think of it.. couch.. hmmm couch.. LMAO.. what a funny stupid
little word... "COUCH".. ok dont get me started cuz remember last year
when i thought the word "LOAF" and "SPOON" was funny and all day i was saying it in different tones and accents? 
More info about the importance of the remote as stated by Mil:
When
the TV remote disappears, precisely who had it last will be hotly
disputed, witnesses may be called. The TV Remote is a natural nomad and
sometimes, may the Lord protect us, it goes missing for whole days.
During these dark times, someone must actually, in an entirely literal
sense, get up to change the channel; International Law decrees that
this, "will not be the person who did it last" - but can this be
ascertained? Without the police becoming involved? Joshua.. go switch
the channel. Thanks.
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| I am so busy doing nothing.
In fact, i'm on a work vacation, talking about important nonsense...
doing young-adult stuff... yeah.. so much oxymorons here huh, oh and
while im at it... what about 100% pure orange juice... from concentrate?
So you guessed it.. you know im bored. The only reason why I write
entries is if I have nothing else to do.. or unless there's a gun
pointed to my head and i'd be writing my death wish on xanga right now.
For one whole week i've been at home, never even had a breath of fresh
air from outside, nor have i seen the sunlight. Im confined in this
small cubicle that some people call a house. I quit my job, crashed my
car, spent all my money, gave up on school, ignored all the calls,
voicemails, emails and text messages, gf and friends leaving for the
philippines, staying up all night and not being able to get some decent
sleep....
Laziness has consumed me... I figured hey, i have the rest of my life
to work.. so why start now.. i mean for a lazy guy.. my future is
always prepared... tomorrow. Im too lazy to even cook for my own
meals... ive been living off spaghetti-o's and microwavable ramen
noodles.
"ya know.. ive heard this thing called real life... but do you know where i can download it?"
"Ive always wanted to play this new game called Real Life... but i dont
know if i should get it.. it's been getting bad reviews."
For the sake of mankind, i suppose i should take a stand against my bad habit. I'll be a role model for once.
Now i'll go and make some spaghetti-o's and spend the rest of my night watching family guy dvd episodes...
gotta jet...
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| BEST SONG EVER
happy 4 months beb 
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| I fought the law and ..... I won.
Today I went to manchester municipal court to fight 2
summons that I got 2 months ago. They dismissed the case since it
was so obvious that I was right and the police officer was just
being a complete a-hole. Imagine the harold and kumar scene when harold
lee got pulled over by a cop, thats exactly what happened
update:
Ladies and Gentleman, today... I cheated death.
re-enactment... (pictures and text only) im not a CSI investigator so i dont know how to do it by video and graphics.. lol
this is the view from the old lady's car... (she is about to turn
right) on the corner after that black car.. however she misjudged the
angle and ran right into my car which was stopping on the corner.
and wham! she swirved, passed my car and kept going straight and hit a tree.
Those 10 seconds felt like hours... At one blink of an eye I
was facing fear. A different kind of fear... In that quick
moment, my mind was filled with snapshots of memories of the past...
the present.. and perceptions of the future... I sat there,
motionless.. i couldnt move... i was paralyzed by fear... I see 3
people running towards me and helping me get out of the car...I stood
up and ran straight to the other car to check up on the old lady..
she got out of the car... and she hugged me.
Dear God, Thank you.
and here's the damages:
CRV -> click to view image
Her Car -> click to view image
They took us to the hospital.. the doctor kept asking me if i
was hurt.. i said no.. and he kept asking me 50 times.. so i
said no 50 more times.., now i have to go back to manchester municipal
court.. AGAIN. Overall... what i could only say at the end of the day
was...
"YO guys I was on TV!" | | |
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